Thursday, December 10, 2015

Reasons why I fail at life: Eyegraines

Once, someone was telling me about how whenever they wear their glasses they get eye migraines (also known as visual migraines which would have stopped my line of thought cold), and I was trying to be serious because eye migraines seemed like a serious matter… when my brain decided that eye migraines could just be called eyegraines.  
My brain was so proud of this that it started rewriting the lyrics to the Twenty-One Pilots song Migraine so it was about eyegraines.  
I tried to make myself think of other things, like how, for some creepy reason, there was fish gelatin in the milk, or how I had a sinus infection, but my brain kept singing to itself about eyegraines.  

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